- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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my life is complete.
FINALLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So is no one going to state the fact that Mr. Krabs secret formula involves imitation crab meat. Isn’t that kind of like cannibalism. If so I am sure Shai Labouf approves
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jeeeeezus
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are you from tennessee?
because your boyfriend looks suspiciously like your brother.
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